tentaclemonsterhair:

ladychraelix:

tentaclemonsterhair:

Brandon’s on tumblr

see babu everyone is saying hello so hush your mouth about “one person”

I seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

Still not sure how this thing works. And my feed is really really nothing but stephen merchant…

jawa-juice:

You’re telling me that people don’t eat it that way?
‘Cause I always do.

Sharing is caring my friend. And clearly, they are grooved in a manner that allows for such an action. =(

jawa-juice:

You’re telling me that people don’t eat it that way?

‘Cause I always do.

Sharing is caring my friend. And clearly, they are grooved in a manner that allows for such an action. =(

tentaclemonsterhair:

lottielovesreading:

tentaclemonsterhair:

Brandon’s on tumblr

Really?

Hello, Brandon! 

EVERYONE IS SAYING HELLO, DARLING~

If I’m reading these posts correctly, I’m only deducing that 1 person is in fact saying hi. In which case I will promptly reply by saying hello back. =D

tentaclemonsterhair:

Brandon’s on tumblr

Yeah but something seems terribly wrong about my feed. That or it’s another “Brandon Doesn’t Understand the Ways of the Elusive Tumblr” again.

jawa-juice:

Scrapple is one of the most delicious foods on the planet.

And it saddens me that 99% of you on here have never even heard of it.

Well it’s actually not quite that delicious. It’s probably why 99% of the other people on here have never heard of it. =P

Can any artists confirm if this is, in fact, true or not?

Can any artists confirm if this is, in fact, true or not?

u hav a nice butt ngl i wuld tap dat n im a guy
Anonymous

I get a lot of compliments about my butt. It’s quite nice to hear that one. ^.^

Nice to know I can get some attention with my booty. ;D

You want a creepy compliment? Here's one. Your inability to use Tumblr correctly sexually amuses me.

I’m flattered… and rather speechless…

tentacle-monster-hair:

an-old-tin-can:

How can one tumblr, when someone CRITICIZES THEIR EVERY MOVE. >=(

Honestly, SOME people need to stop WATCHING me from behind my chair and telling me I’m doing it wrong.

And I can take 10 minutes to type a post. I can do what I want (within boundaries, of course) , Because it’s my tumblr.

BRANDON, SERIOUSLY.

IT TOOK YOU FIVE MINUTES TO FIGURE OUT HOW QUOTES WORK.

YOU MORON.

LEARNING PROCESS MY DEAR. Also, Caps Lock.

tentacle-monster-hair:

Watching Brandon on tumblr is the most annoying thing.

He can’t do it right.

He just needs to leave.

This is why I can’t tumblr in the peace of my own home. >=(

How can one tumblr, when someone CRITICIZES THEIR EVERY MOVE. >=(

Honestly, SOME people need to stop WATCHING me from behind my chair and telling me I’m doing it wrong.

And I can take 10 minutes to type a post. I can do what I want (within boundaries, of course) , Because it’s my tumblr.

ilovejawas:

xcgfexspgx775:

kira892:

infinityadeux:

fuck-h8te:

…

Oh fuck.

I’ve been doing both of that my whole life!

 that explains allot….

I used to do both of these things obsessively until I forced myself to quit. I already know I have anxiety issues, though. It runs in the family.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Dude nah, I’ve been doing this forever. Especially the lip one.

ilovejawas:

xcgfexspgx775:

kira892:

infinityadeux:

fuck-h8te:

Oh fuck.

I’ve been doing both of that my whole life!

 that explains allot….

I used to do both of these things obsessively until I forced myself to quit. I already know I have anxiety issues, though. It runs in the family.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Dude nah, I’ve been doing this forever. Especially the lip one.

Because Valentine's Day is coming up soon, and I'm feeling silly and romantic right now.
A: Who do you like and why?
B: Have you ever been in love? If yes, how many times, and how do you know it was love?
C: Longest relationship you've ever been in, and why did it end?
D: Have you ever changed for someone; if yes, how?
E: Pretend I'm your ex; what do you want to say to me?
F: Have you ever been cheated on?
G: Have you ever cheated?
H: Would you date someone who's known for cheating; if yes, why?
I: What's the most important part of a relationship?
J: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
K: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?
L: How many people have you ever hooked up with?
M: What's one thing you regret saying or not saying, doing or not doing in a previous relationship?
N: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?
O: Do you believe in the phrase: "Age is just a number?" Why or why not?
P: What about "Love at first sight"? Why or why not?
Q: Turn ons?
R: Turn offs?
S: What do you consider a deal breaker?
T: How do you know it's time to end a relationship?
U: Are you currently in a relationship? If yes, for how long? If no, how long have you been single?
V: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?
W: Do you think people should date their friends?
X: How many relationships have you had?
Y: Do you think love can last forever?
Z: Do you believe love can conquer all things?
1: Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of?
2: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating, what would it be?
3: Do you think long distance relationships can work? Why or why not?
4: What do you notice first about another person?
5: Do gay, lesbians, bisexuals or transgender people bother you?

tentacle-monster-hair:

a-long-story-short:

tf2maelgwyn:

dakotahhh:

zestychille:

platyputopia:

Remember the photosets about abandoned mental asylums, abandoned theme parks and the ghost city of Prypiat? Today I bring you photos about the abandoned island city of Hashima, Japan.

dibs

We should rebuild it and have all people of tumblr move there.

I will name it Isle of TF2

I swear I’ll use all these references one day. Honest.

I want to go to there.

I wanna know why it’s abandoned… and want to go investigate. =D

If the music a person listens to can tell you a lot about that person, well…

ilovejawas:

I listened to the main theme from Katamari Damacy on the way to school

and I listened to Violent Pornography by System of a Down on the way home from school.

So…… Your porn is violent, and has a tendency to become a large ball that consumes people, pets, food items, and buildings?

Sir, you need to re-evaluate your priorities. =|